I’m drunk and stoned and playing Tekken with my best friend so this is probably the best I’ve felt in months.

I’m staying at my guy friend’s house and all there is in the fridge is lasagne and beer.

the second-to-last stanza, bro. dang.

Danke :3

Absent-mindedly drinking an old cup of tea.

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Thank you so much :)

Wow. That was.. Wow. That was really incredible. Painful, but incredibly strong. Thank you for sharing that.

No, thank YOU <3

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Thank you, that means a lot :)

I wrote a really lame poem but it’s based on personal experience so I feel a little weird posting it here but yeah, if you wanna read it, click away.

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> “I have so many tan lines.”

> “You can’t tan, you’re too dark!”

so’s yer FACE!

(^ 3 ^)

My dash is cute as fuck.

(x)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Most people know I don’t have a father anymore, so

Happy Father’s Day to my brother-in-law Dan for being the closest thing to a dad I’ve ever had, and for being an amazing dad to my niece.

(✿◠‿◠)

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

Feelings are dumb and I don’t want them anymore, can I sell them on eBay.